Hmm...

"NKato" (NKato) 03/25/2018 at 23:10 • Filed to: Kinja'd

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Oh, what’s this in my notifications tab...?

Huh. Wait, why?

I should try to be entertaining now? Let’s see how many followers I have now.

Huh? Oh. False alarm, I guess.

ttyymmnn > NKato 03/25/2018 at 23:16

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I think that means you are out of the grays on the Mother Ship.

NKato > ttyymmnn 03/25/2018 at 23:17

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Mebbe. Let’s test the theory... time to go randomly comment on a Jalop bit.

For Sweden > NKato 03/25/2018 at 23:18

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You have been drafted into the content mines.

ttyymmnn > NKato 03/25/2018 at 23:18

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Make sure you’ve had all of your shots first.

NKato > ttyymmnn 03/25/2018 at 23:20

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Theory tested. I am out of the grays.

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 03/25/2018 at 23:21

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Spanfeller is a twat > NKato 03/25/2018 at 23:21

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I was also followed.

Did they not offer a knighthood too?

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 03/25/2018 at 23:24

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Me sending down today’s orders to the miners

ttyymmnn > NKato 03/25/2018 at 23:31

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Maxima Speed > NKato 03/25/2018 at 23:41

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Looked at mine out of curiosity, most of the 12 followers must be bots, some of them are sales pitch looking usernames and the others are lady bots looking to do it  Oh and “Hondoyota CR-V Type-S.......upra MkIII” is following me, that I’m nervous about 

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > NKato 03/26/2018 at 00:02

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This means that at some point in the near future, someone will sneak into your bedroom in the middle of the night and put an implant in your rectum.

It’s a necessary part of following you...

Maxima Speed > NKato 03/26/2018 at 00:17

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Ok now I’m really scared.

NKato > Maxima Speed 03/26/2018 at 00:28

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Pack a shotgun.

Wheelerguy > NKato 03/26/2018 at 02:15

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As a professional starmaker back at Kotaku and Gizmodo, use this power judiciously. Comment and star with discretion, and if you know there’s a take that has great potential, star it, promote it.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Maxima Speed 03/26/2018 at 05:31

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I just looked at who I’m following and I’m pretty sure I was on medications that day